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April 14, 2009

A Better Fertilized Me

14 APR 2009: Passed by a tea shop when I shopped around Jusco last night, the “gatal” me suddenly thought of buying some rose tea. Why did I choose rose tea? I have no idea as well, probably because I’m tired of green tea and want to try something different. You know, I have a habit of drinking tea after my lunch time at office, without knowing whether it is good for my health.



The curious me has searched around and found out some benefits of rose tea. Following are what I’ve found:

1. It clears toxins and heat from the body, which has a cooling effect on the body.
2. It can relieve from sore throat, runny nose and blocked bronchial tubes.
3. It is useful to people those prone to chest problems by fighting against infections
4. Rose tea helps to fight the infection in the digestive tract and re-establish the normal bacterial population of the intestines.
5. It relieves fluid retention and hastens the elimination of wastes through kidneys.
6. It is a wonderful remedy for dysentery, diarrhea and gastro enteritis.
7. It is a laxative. It works as a remedy for all liver problems including sluggishness and constipation.
8. It cleanses the liver and gall bladder and promotes bile flow.
9. It has an uplifting effect on the nervous system and can relieve insomnia, depression and fatigue.
10. Rose petal tea can be used to relieve uterine congestion causing pain and heavy periods. It is an excellent remedy for irregular periods and infertility.


All of above looks good except the last one. Wondering whether there’ll be any side effect on me….better fertilizes me perhaps, hehe. What say you?

15 comments:

fufu said...

purple rose tea?? never try it before...but yeah i may try it just for #1,2,8 =)

mang0 said...

rose tea good for skin...

::. Anton ::. said...

If the product is fm China, then discount the health benefits stated by 90%. They'll put anything they could under the sun, just to make their products attractive.

No. 10 looks good tho'. Perhaps you'll get saggy breasts with nutricious secretions and monthly morning sickness as side effects.:P
+Ant+

Twilight Zone said...

11. It makes you "Tao Hua" coz you consume so much Hua.
12. It makes you beautiful like a Rose.
13. When you speak, it'll be flowery like Twilight.
14. Your shit will change from brown to purple.
15. Your toilet time will be reduced 50% coz got Laxative.
16. It does not prevent cancer like Green Tea.
17. Since you got no period, it will clear your behind instead. LOL

Woi, I normally add rose with normal tea.

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

fufu: You better let me try it for a month and see whether I'm still surviving..then only you try lo.

mangO: Good for skin? You gotta see how pretty am I after a month ya.

Anton: Eh, not from China kua. Quite famous wo that shop. Saggy breasts and monthly morning sickness? Aduh...don't put such a curse on me.

Twilight Zone: Tao Hua, beauty, flowery mouth, purple shit...are ok wo. But how to clean behind ler if reduce toilet time by 50%? So I should mix green tea and rose lo, can get both benefit then.

LAURENCE said...

haha~
taste nice?
i still hvnt taste it b4~

~LeuMaS~ said...

ohh~ itchy again? let me scratch for u :P
i tried this flower tea b4...quite nice...but dun add too much sugar...or else will get fat...but whether it can cleanse or not...really dunknw la~

Danny said...

i say : once a 毒 person, always a 毒 person ;p
makes no difference whether u drink rose tea, lily tea or raflessia tea ;p ( the above statement is about me, ok? jangan perasan ;p )

m not a tea fan ..so tak kisah on the benefits :)

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Laurence: Just had it. Bit sweet but my mouth smell like rose now. Good to kiss lor after drink this tea..kaka.

LeuMaS: I'm always itchy wo, how many times you can scratch for me? Didn't add sugar lor, the taste isn't that strong comparing other tea.

Danny: 最毒Danny心。You self declared no-2, I also not dare to admit no-1 la. Hopefully the tea can help me 排毒 a bit la, so can sleep better..keke.

pikey said...

How much you paid for that bunch of rose pulp?

savante said...

Good for fertilization? Wow. I must be really fertile! :)

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

pikey: Hmm..forgotten the price. If not mistaken, it was around RM35...

savante: Oh...you are a fan of rose tea? Any side effect, i.e. saggy breasts as mentioned by Anton? Hehe...

LAURENCE said...

omg~

Twilight Zone said...

This blog is Expired!

Have a good weekend!

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Laurence: :)

Twilight Zone: I had a tiring weekend. Hehe, just updated lo.