Stories and Thoughts

March 24, 2009

Nak Berkenalan?

24 MAR 2009: Received a phone call from a stranger today. The conversation went on like this:

Lady A: Hello..XXX ke ni?
Me: Hello..hello….sorry…line is breaking.
Lady A: Hello…hello..engko ni pekak ke?

A minute later, received another call from same number:

Lady B: Hello.
Me: Yes
Lady B: Siapa cakap ni?
Me: U nak cari siapa?
Lady B: Oh..nak cari Minah.
Me: Minah? Salah nombor la.
Lady B: Oh..salah nombor. Sorry ye, tadi kawan I memang teruk sikit.
Me: Takpe.
Lady B: Siapa cakap ni?
Me: Kenapa?
Lady B: Takde, nak berkenalan je.
Me: Berkenalan? Untuk apa?
Lady B: Hmm.. Jadi kawan la.
Me: Sorry, I busy la. Tengah keje ni.
Lady B: Takpe lah. I call lain kali. Bye.

Oh dear, what happened to this kind of people? Call the wrong number to know more friends? So damn wrong!!


*Anton* said...

I seem to be getting this kind of calls and smses too. I heard from a friend that it is how a syndicate operates by calling random numbers to promote their prostitution services. The caller is typically from malay and indon ladies.

Anyone else received these calls or smses?

Or perhaps KeenYee, your voice wuz simply too sexy and irresistible? :P lolz


Chris said...

U asked her call Tanjung Rambutan, i am sure there r a lot of peoples who 1 2 fren with her...

TZ said...

Dude... you really have patient to strike the conversation with her ... for me ... I will just told her wrong number and switch off ... no further conversation ... Blek!

BTW, I got once ... the person called a few times after i have been saying three times wrong number to her... the last attempt guess what i said .. I told her that she's talking to a police station... she quickly put down the phone ... kakaka :p

JD Cole said...


gosh! thank god i never get these sorta calls~

Sam said...

Getting text messages is one thing, but to get voice calls is totally something else on a different level. It's like whoa. o.o

You must be super popular. ;)

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Anton: Prostitution? Oh yea, I think they are malay ladies lor, so geli. Maybe my voice was kinda sexy also la as I was so sleepy at that time. keke.

Chris: Maybe I shall try this if she really call me back. :)

TZ: I was being naive and polite at the beginning ma. Wouldn't expect she said such thing also.

JD Cole: You better be careful lor dude. Hehe, bet you know how to handle it now after so many advices given.

Sam: You received some similar text messages before? OMG, too popular til to malay/indon market?

[SK] said...

hahaha, maybe you sound so sexy over the phone to her, that she is so eager to know you.. kakakaka!! :D

Fable Frog said...

suara bang Keen Yee tu seksi agak nya~ menawan hati si Lady B kot~ kekeke

Twilight Zone said...

Your sleepy voice is always sexy and spicy hot. It was me who called you lah!

sbanboy said...

WAH !!!!! Like that also can ah ????? Must be your voice leh ... husky voice ah ???

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

SK: I think I talked to you before on phone wo. Did I really sounded "sexy"? Hehe, bet NO lo.

Froggie: Entah jantan mana si Lady B tu nak cari. Nak I pass kan HP no u ke? Mungkin dia lagi suka suara u.

Twilight Zone: Oh dear, you should let me know earlier. And all I would say is "Oh, hanya berkenalan je? I nak lebih lah!!".

sbanboy: Husky voice? You sure not? Tot you always said I'm....ahem...

Danny said...

i once received a phone call form a malay lady as i told her that 'she got the wrong number'

then she said...' u jangan nak english dengan i ye... jangan berlagak la.. ni nak kawan je.. sombong lah u.."

and i replied ... ' oii pantat... tak reti english takpe? ni i cakap sekali lagi.. SALAH NOMBOR...' and i hung up.

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Danny: WOW, you are soooo MAN le. Now I think I was being too nice to her de. Let me pratise...."Oi...pantat!!!"

yee said...

Maybe is your secret fans O ~~ XD

Medie007 said...

can't stop laughing really. lol

~LeuMaS~ said...

omg~ how crazy ppl can be these dayz...especially malay damn desperate for man meh?
btw, tat photo is so ugly...y the mulut there got so many wrinkles de? yuck !!!

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Yee: Secret fan? Malay lady? Hehe, take it if you want lo.

Medie007: Cish, laugh at me. :X

LeuMas: Yalor, you better be careful when walking around. They might grab and rape you le. Why criticize on my lips? Ops...

LAURENCE said...

such a funny call~
if is me,
i think i will hung up immediately~

~LeuMaS~ said...

tats ur lips?!? ooppss...they reveal ur true age :P u better put more lipstick

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Laurence: You better don't do that on me next time lo.

LeuMas: Yeah, now you know my true age. Should call me uncle instead of Ko Ko. Gotta start using BOTOX de.

erictbk said...

Aha..."bak berkenalan je"...lame...

fufu said...

lol if i were you i will just cut the line =)

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

erictbk: lame or not doesn't matter la as long as the trick works. This 1...lame and useless wo. Anyhow, thanks for commenting.

fufu: Gotta give ppl face la. hehe

Leon Koh said...

weird but it does happens

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Leon: Hey man, I have no idea at all that you could understand Malay. Really unexpected dude. :)

MiChi said...

I thought it started with China women calling up local men and women randomly, seeking for money ultimately. Now Malays have picked up? Times are really bad.

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Michi: Chinese is always being more creative to start the trend lor. Maybe they will use video call next time for us to preview!!